I wanted out of the navy so bad in '45, I faked homo to get a discharge. It didn't matter that the Germans surrendered, I knew we were heading to Japan and I was done with that scene.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. - Lenny Bruce
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
- Lenny Bruce
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds. - Lenny Bruce
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. - Lenny Bruce
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals. - Lenny Bruce
The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.
I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God. - Lenny Bruce
I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.
I want to perform an unnatural act. - Lenny Bruce
I want to perform an unnatural act.
It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. - Lenny Bruce
It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.
Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich. - Lenny Bruce
Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.
Communism is just one big telephone company. - Lenny Bruce
Communism is just one big telephone company.
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