I went to network on a handful of pilots, and going to network is the most stressful situation anybody can ever be in. You're supposed to be on point, you're supposed to be at the top of your game, the funniest you can be, in about five minutes, in front of people wearing suits who really don't care, and they've probably already picked their person, but they have to see a handful just to satisfy the process. It's the most horrible, horrible process known to man. I wouldn't want anybody to go through it.
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything. - Andy Dick
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
- Andy Dick
I have a very dark sense of humor. - Andy Dick
I have a very dark sense of humor.
I had no blood relatives till I made some. - Andy Dick
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
It's kind of hard to believe that people love me. - Andy Dick
It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.
I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped. - Andy Dick
I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. - Andy Dick
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended. - Andy Dick
It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it. - Andy Dick
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma. - Andy Dick
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
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