I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very n…

- Jhonen Vasquez

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

- Jhonen Vasquez

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

- Jhonen Vasquez

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners …

- Jhonen Vasquez

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

- Jhonen Vasquez

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

- Jhonen Vasquez

The numbing mind-ream of knowing you're alone not because people won't accept you but because you find so little worth accepting. An imposed solitude…

- Jhonen Vasquez

I've excluded happiness as one of those possibilities we seek for ourselves. Oh, I still want it, but that's beside the point. Contentment - they say…

- Jhonen Vasquez

There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too ofte…

- Jhonen Vasquez