I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state. - Jack Paar
I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
- Jack Paar
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off. - Jack Paar
As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. - Jack Paar
As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. - Jack Paar
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing. - Jack Paar
It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.
Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other. - Jack Paar
Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it. - Jack Paar
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. - Jack Paar
Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. - Jack Paar
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
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