Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. - Sam Levenson
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
- Sam Levenson
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. - Sam Levenson
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory. - Sam Levenson
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person. - Sam Levenson
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Sam Levenson
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. - Sam Levenson
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart. - Sam Levenson
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. - Sam Levenson
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! - Sam Levenson
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
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