Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.
I’ve been things and I've seen places. - Mae West
I’ve been things and I've seen places.
- Mae West
Live close, visit often. - Mae West
Live close, visit often.
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it. - Mae West
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years. - Mae West
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. - Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Well behaved women do not make history. - Mae West
Well behaved women do not make history.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are. - Mae West
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get. - Mae West
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
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