I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
There's math, and everything else is debatable! - Chris Rock
There's math, and everything else is debatable!
- Chris Rock
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. - Chris Rock
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. - Chris Rock
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. - Chris Rock
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative. - Chris Rock
When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.
Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonn… - Chris Rock
Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonn…
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. - Chris Rock
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend. - Chris Rock
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs. - Chris Rock
The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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