Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.

- Texas Bix Bender

Stolen kisses require an accomplice.

- Texas Bix Bender

The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell som…

- Texas Bix Bender

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.

- Texas Bix Bender

Most folks are like a barb-wire fence. They have their good points.

- Texas Bix Bender

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

- Texas Bix Bender

The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.

- Texas Bix Bender

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was

- Texas Bix Bender

Just 'cause you're following a well-marked trail don't mean that whoever made it knew where they were goin'.

- Texas Bix Bender