Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on… - Ian Shoales
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on…
- Ian Shoales
The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than… - Ian Shoales
The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than…
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn. - Ian Shoales
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn.
Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic. - Ian Shoales
Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.
Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter. - Ian Shoales
Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.
L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, lik… - Ian Shoales
L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, lik…
I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it. So what? Why should the motion-p… - Ian Shoales
I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it. So what? Why should the motion-p…
Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. - Ian Shoales
Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing it just in… - Ian Shoales
They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing it just in…
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