I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired. - Will Ferrell
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
- Will Ferrell
Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do? - Will Ferrell
Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways an… - Will Ferrell
No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways an…
We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it? - Will Ferrell
We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?
If you ain't first, you're last! - Will Ferrell
If you ain't first, you're last!
If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be? - Will Ferrell
If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life - Will Ferrell
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know - Will Ferrell
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know
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