Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.

- Craig Reucassel

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

- Craig Reucassel

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do sin…

- Craig Reucassel

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

- Craig Reucassel

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

- Craig Reucassel

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

- Craig Reucassel

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

- Craig Reucassel

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

- Craig Reucassel

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

- Craig Reucassel