A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.
Success is just happiness. When you are happy, that is success. - Jimmy Fallon
Success is just happiness. When you are happy, that is success.
- Jimmy Fallon
I didn't invent the rainy day. I just own the best umbrella. - Jimmy Fallon
I didn't invent the rainy day. I just own the best umbrella.
...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me. - Jimmy Fallon
...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. - Jimmy Fallon
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Everyone looks so much better when they smile. - Jimmy Fallon
Everyone looks so much better when they smile.
A recent study found that people lie more when they are texting. Yeah, especially that one lie: "Sorry, just got your text! - Jimmy Fallon
A recent study found that people lie more when they are texting. Yeah, especially that one lie: "Sorry, just got your text!
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
Thank you hard taco shells for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something insi… - Jimmy Fallon
Thank you hard taco shells for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something insi…
A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. Which is interesting because in a related survey, 100 percent of smart phones say the… - Jimmy Fallon
A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. Which is interesting because in a related survey, 100 percent of smart phones say the…
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