I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards. So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I've ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up - motley isn't the word for that group. Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage - I had to bury myself in my napkin.
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. - Bill Murray
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.
- Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. - Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. - Bill Murray
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop. - Bill Murray
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. - Bill Murray
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. - Bill Murray
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H… - Bill Murray
Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H…
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. - Bill Murray
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. - Bill Murray
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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