New York was the glamorous town that you only see now in old movies and on Broadway stages. The sky was lit up with dancing neon signs. It was safe to walk out in the streets.
I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place? - Art Buchwald
I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?
- Art Buchwald
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and ma… - Art Buchwald
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and ma…
This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys. - Art Buchwald
This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week - Art Buchwald
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald
The best things in life aren't things.
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. - Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class. - Art Buchwald
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." Presi… - Art Buchwald
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." Presi…
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. - Art Buchwald
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
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