Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

- Howard Stern

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

- Howard Stern

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

- Howard Stern

I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

- Howard Stern

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

- Howard Stern

It's no treat being in bed with me.

- Howard Stern

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

- Howard Stern

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

- Howard Stern

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

- Howard Stern