[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.
Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old! - Jenna Mccarthy
Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old!
- Jenna Mccarthy
What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this difference is genetic and dates back to the… - Jenna Mccarthy
What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this difference is genetic and dates back to the…
As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetiz… - Jenna Mccarthy
As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetiz…
Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out. - Jenna Mccarthy
Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out.
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. - Jenna Mccarthy
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce.
Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent. - Jenna Mccarthy
Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent.
If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chi… - Jenna Mccarthy
If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chi…
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. - Jenna Mccarthy
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pou… - Jenna Mccarthy
[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pou…
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