Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I was watchin' the news the other day, and I heard them talking about a criminal named Brian Regan same spelling and everything. He's gonna be in jail for the rest of his life. So I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle and all of a sudden I hear, It is unknown whether the charges against Brian Regan will lead to his execution. Guess I can put this down. Honey, did we pay that parking ticket?!

Brian Regan's Popular Quotes

I hate the phrase “One thing led to another”. What kind of lazy writing is that? Isn't it your job as a writer to tell me how that made this happen? …

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You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you wa…

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They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked th…

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You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you w…

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I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised…

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If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

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I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

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Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.

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Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

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