The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.

- Joe Biden

I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.

- Joe Biden

No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights

- Joe Biden

Every single morning since I've been 27 years old, I've got up and someone's handed me a card like the one I have in my pocket with the schedule on i…

- Joe Biden

When you're appealing to people's fears and anxieties, you can make some gains.

- Joe Biden

Thus, in setting an American agenda for a New World Order, we must begin with a profound alteration in traditional thought.

- Joe Biden

I think the only reason Clarence Thomas is on the court is because he is black

- Joe Biden

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.

- Joe Biden

Make sure of two things. Be careful - microphones are always hot, and understand that in Washington, D.C., a gaffe is when you tell the truth. So, be…

- Joe Biden