Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

- Joel Mchale

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

- Joel Mchale

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

- Joel Mchale

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

- Joel Mchale

Without a doubt, Robert Rodriguez is the reason I was drawn to it. The fact that he even knew who I was and then was interested in me for the role wa…

- Joel Mchale

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

- Joel Mchale

If you become famous and you start making money, then people want to give you things. It's the exact opposite of how it's supposed to be.

- Joel Mchale

I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, "Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I'm practically ho…

- Joel Mchale

I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies.

- Joel Mchale