Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

- James Dashner

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

- James Dashner

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

- James Dashner

Everything is going to change.

- James Dashner

I've been shucked and gone to heaven.

- James Dashner

Sometimes they do things to make me do the opposite of what they think, I think, they think, I am going to do.

- James Dashner

I don't think there is a right or wrong anymore. Only horrible and not-quite-so-horrible.

- James Dashner

Quit voting me down before you even think about what I'm saying.

- James Dashner

I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

- James Dashner