The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.

- James K. Morrow

There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes.

- James K. Morrow

Ockham's disposable razors

- James K. Morrow

If there is a god, I think he has a sense of humour. He does not require human beings to protect him from satire.

- James K. Morrow

The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a fraction of mortal nostrils. And yet it behooves us…

- James K. Morrow