The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty ki…

- Lloyd Kaufman

The dean of the American Film Institute has written that I'm one of the very few auteurs in America. I've had freedom for 40 years to create art that…

- Lloyd Kaufman

Movies are art and the spirit of the movie depends on the creators.

- Lloyd Kaufman

The person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she may hate the Troma movie; but the movie goer knows…

- Lloyd Kaufman

I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, but I take my movies very seriously.

- Lloyd Kaufman

In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous over eating is encouraged so that the starving…

- Lloyd Kaufman

I majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin.

- Lloyd Kaufman

The nice thing about piracy is, it allows the public to get independent art, to get a variety of music and movies.

- Lloyd Kaufman

I would only make a movie that I believe in. If I didn't believe in it, it would be unworthy.

- Lloyd Kaufman