Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy. - Mort Sahl
There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
- Mort Sahl
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole. - Mort Sahl
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?! - Mort Sahl
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. - Mort Sahl
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a ne… - Mort Sahl
Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a ne…
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy. - Mort Sahl
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clin… - Mort Sahl
There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clin…
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. - Mort Sahl
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters. - Mort Sahl
That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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