A man loves a woman so much, he asks her to marry - to change her name, quit her job, have and raise his babies, be home when he gets there, move whe…

- Gabrielle Burton

No one has a corner on depression, but housewives are working on it.

- Gabrielle Burton

Great parts of our economy are directly dependent upon women having a weak self-concept. A multi-billion dollar fashion-cosmetic industry testifies t…

- Gabrielle Burton

I have a friend who loves housework. Honest, she loves all housework. All day long she moves from one chore to the next, smiling the whole time. I we…

- Gabrielle Burton

you'd definitely think of me more as a good sport than as an athlete.

- Gabrielle Burton