No place is ever as bad as they tell you it's going to be.

- Chuck Thompson

There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.

- Chuck Thompson

It's easy to be a tough competitor and still be the kind of person with whom people love to compete.

- Chuck Thompson

Here’s a secret intel bulletin for all y’all who’ve never left Yoknapatawpha County and imagine the United States is constantly on the precipice of e…

- Chuck Thompson

If you always start with the worst hand, you never have a bad-beat story to tell.

- Chuck Thompson

Learn Languages the Right Way. Language acquisition games and abstract communicative method are bullshit. The second-best way to learn a foreign lang…

- Chuck Thompson