Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.

- Lucille Kallen

I find the scientific mind horrendous. All those brains and not a moral imperative between them.

- Lucille Kallen

My idea of success was to be a boy - possibly because my brothers, Leon and Arthur, were my father's pride and joy, whereas he had to be introduced t…

- Lucille Kallen

People of character don’t allow the environment to dictate their style.

- Lucille Kallen

Military intelligence is a meaningless phrase because the two words are mutually exclusive.

- Lucille Kallen

Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

- Lucille Kallen

Kinsey Millhone is a female Sam Spade; a thorough professional, a loner, clear-headed and unsentimental.

- Lucille Kallen

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

- Lucille Kallen

Well, I thought, as I tidied up the kitchen, there's no question that a man who works all week needs to relax on the weekend. There's no question abo…

- Lucille Kallen