I think everyone always has time to suffer.

- John Barnes

Can I ask you something personal?” Six inches but I tell everyone eight.

- John Barnes

I would like to lose some of the weight that I have put on since I stopped playing football.

- John Barnes

... once you were in, they put a note in your file that said you were in therapy, and all your teachers saw that file. They might as well have tattoo…

- John Barnes

I’ve been thinking,” he said. “Which is not an easy thing for a teacher to admit to.

- John Barnes

You know, when someone hurts my feelings, somehow it does not comfort me to know that it was deliberate... On the other hand, knowing that someone el…

- John Barnes

This is not the way these tales end," Calliope said firmly. "This is not the way that things end when they get to be tales," Amatus said, "but since …

- John Barnes

If you look at the last decade of global temperature, it's not increasing.

- John Barnes

There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.

- John Barnes