It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.

- Jeff Lindsay

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has…

- Jeff Lindsay

Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from sayi…

- Jeff Lindsay

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

- Jeff Lindsay

It was almost enough to make me feel emotion.

- Jeff Lindsay

I did not like this feeling of having feelings.

- Jeff Lindsay

Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?

- Jeff Lindsay

...she opened the door very slowly and carefully, half hiding behind it, as if badly frightened of what might be waiting for her on the other side. A…

- Jeff Lindsay

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

- Jeff Lindsay