When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners
When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners - Jo Brand
- Jo Brand
I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is wh… - Jo Brand
I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is wh…
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife. - Jo Brand
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.
Some men are deeply likable but have attitudes I don't like. Does that mean I should completely dismiss them? It's like saying: if someone votes Tory… - Jo Brand
Some men are deeply likable but have attitudes I don't like. Does that mean I should completely dismiss them? It's like saying: if someone votes Tory…
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? - Jo Brand
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. - Jo Brand
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.
You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please. - Jo Brand
You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking. - Jo Brand
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shoul… - Jo Brand
I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shoul…
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