The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

- John Fugelsang

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND stil…

- John Fugelsang

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

- John Fugelsang

Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.

- John Fugelsang

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

- John Fugelsang

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

- John Fugelsang

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

- John Fugelsang

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

- John Fugelsang

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero com…

- John Fugelsang