Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches." You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, "well, he's drinking again."

Bill Murray's Popular Quotes

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.

- Bill Murray

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

- Bill Murray

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

- Bill Murray

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

- Bill Murray

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

- Bill Murray

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

- Bill Murray

Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H…

- Bill Murray

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

- Bill Murray

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

- Bill Murray