Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. - Andy Rooney
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
- Andy Rooney
I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. - Andy Rooney
I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president. - Andy Rooney
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I'v… - Andy Rooney
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I'v…
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes betwee… - Andy Rooney
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes betwee…
Being kind is more important than being right. - Andy Rooney
Being kind is more important than being right.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. - Andy Rooney
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life! - Andy Rooney
Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!
I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself. - Andy Rooney
I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.
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