Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.
Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it. - Kevin Hearne
Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.
- Kevin Hearne
Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked. ‘Oh no,’… - Kevin Hearne
Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked. ‘Oh no,’…
When in doubt, blame the dark elves. - Kevin Hearne
When in doubt, blame the dark elves.
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. - Kevin Hearne
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.
I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in choosing where to point a finge… - Kevin Hearne
I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in choosing where to point a finge…
The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and som… - Kevin Hearne
The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and som…
There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround s… - Kevin Hearne
There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround s…
People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discover… - Kevin Hearne
People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discover…
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, … - Kevin Hearne
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, …
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