Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

- Graham Chapman

Oh, you're in television! That's interesting. No, I mean, the word television is interesting. It's a hybrid, you see: tele- comes from the greek, and…

- Graham Chapman

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became s…

- Graham Chapman

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

- Graham Chapman

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

- Graham Chapman

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.

- Graham Chapman

Always look on the bright side of life.

- Graham Chapman

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

- Graham Chapman

Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.

- Graham Chapman