There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

There is a time when we must firmly choose the course we will follow, or the relentless drift of events will make the decision for us.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

You never have to know all the answers because you won't be asked all the questions.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

- Herbert V. Prochnow

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

- Herbert V. Prochnow