That's like the fourth time I've been called a women in this past hour. It's really starting to boost my self-esteem.

- Drew Chadwick

When you lose what you love remember to stay strong. Look out the window and remember life goes on.

- Drew Chadwick

My old geometry teacher called me and he was like yo man you need to start wearing a shirt. You're ruining my marriage.

- Drew Chadwick

In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.

- Drew Chadwick

I think noogies can be effective if done at the right time and place.

- Drew Chadwick

I turn my girl on like fifty shades of grey.

- Drew Chadwick

A soul living in tune with its internal purpose is bound to create utter magic.

- Drew Chadwick

Love is priceless. And all I really want is a good night kiss. So if tears were diamonds, more valuable gold, then a fortune in the corners of my eye…

- Drew Chadwick

We take a dash of sexiness, a dash of spice, and blend it in with awesomeness and glory. Then we dance.

- Drew Chadwick