I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
As an actor, you're never busy enough. - Bryan Callen
As an actor, you're never busy enough.
- Bryan Callen
There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. - Bryan Callen
There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.
My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. - Bryan Callen
My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never like… - Bryan Callen
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never like…
My parents were really nice to me. - Bryan Callen
My parents were really nice to me.
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. - Bryan Callen
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. - Bryan Callen
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. - Bryan Callen
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
Its always a shock to me when I get recognized. - Bryan Callen
Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.
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