One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

- G. Gordon Liddy

Once you start a war, you have to win.

- G. Gordon Liddy

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

- G. Gordon Liddy

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

- G. Gordon Liddy

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

- G. Gordon Liddy

You get rid of the fear of death by understanding that it is an integral fact of our existence. You do that through will and reason.

- G. Gordon Liddy

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

- G. Gordon Liddy

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.

- G. Gordon Liddy

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

- G. Gordon Liddy