One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

- Mo Rocca

Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution…

- Mo Rocca

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

- Mo Rocca

Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic, it's just crappy. It w…

- Mo Rocca

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that d…

- Mo Rocca

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

- Mo Rocca

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

- Mo Rocca

I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably…

- Mo Rocca

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

- Mo Rocca