One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances. - J. B. Morton
To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.
- J. B. Morton
Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout. - J. B. Morton
Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.
Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. - J. B. Morton
Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.
Wagner is the Puccini of music. - J. B. Morton
Wagner is the Puccini of music.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. - J. B. Morton
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J. B. Morton
Economy: cutting down other people's wages. - J. B. Morton
Economy: cutting down other people's wages.
Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed. - J. B. Morton
Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.
A library is a room where the murders take place. - J. B. Morton
A library is a room where the murders take place.
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