Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

- Orlando Aloysius Battista

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

- Orlando Aloysius Battista

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

- Orlando Aloysius Battista

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

- Orlando Aloysius Battista

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

- Orlando Aloysius Battista

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.

- Orlando Aloysius Battista

One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy - whether he knows it or …

- Orlando Aloysius Battista

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

- Orlando Aloysius Battista

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

- Orlando Aloysius Battista