One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?
Meaning to send a thank-you note but then not doing it is exactly the same as never thinking to send one - that person is still receiving zero thank … - Kelly Williams Brown
Meaning to send a thank-you note but then not doing it is exactly the same as never thinking to send one - that person is still receiving zero thank …
- Kelly Williams Brown
It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine. - Kelly Williams Brown
It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.
One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. A… - Kelly Williams Brown
One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. A…
You're a grown up, and you get to decide what behaviors affect you for five minutes versus what behaviors change you as a person. - Kelly Williams Brown
You're a grown up, and you get to decide what behaviors affect you for five minutes versus what behaviors change you as a person.
A slightly modified version of the Serenity Prayer: Lord, grant me the serenity to ignore the assholes I cannot avoid; The luck to avoid the ones I c… - Kelly Williams Brown
A slightly modified version of the Serenity Prayer: Lord, grant me the serenity to ignore the assholes I cannot avoid; The luck to avoid the ones I c…
Intentions are nice, but ultimately intentions don't really matter because they only exist inside you. - Kelly Williams Brown
Intentions are nice, but ultimately intentions don't really matter because they only exist inside you.
Here is what I'm trying to tell you: Adult isn't a noun, it's a verb. It's the act of making correctly those small decisions that fill our day. It is… - Kelly Williams Brown
Here is what I'm trying to tell you: Adult isn't a noun, it's a verb. It's the act of making correctly those small decisions that fill our day. It is…
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