English life is nothing but a huge masquerade ball in which the participants contrive to conceal their feelings, their addresses, their hobbies, thei…

- Pierre Daninos

One of the marked superiorities the English enjoy over other peoples is their ability to imbue the foreigner with a crippling inferiority complex the…

- Pierre Daninos

To a gentleman, a gentleman-someone who dies without ever pronouncing the word-is a man who climbs Everest, never mentions it to a soul, and listens …

- Pierre Daninos

The ostrich is the only animal officially endowed with political direction.

- Pierre Daninos

If animals had a Pope," Major Thompson said to me, "their Vatican would be in London. And if by some dire submarine cataclysm that noble vessel, Grea…

- Pierre Daninos