I remember one play [when I was kid] was about this murderous mad scientist, and my whole part was to be the guy who got thrown into a vat of acid as the curtain went up. I was very pissed off at these older kids; they'd outsmarted me.
I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it coul… - Paul Reubens
I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it coul…
- Paul Reubens
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you sho… - Paul Reubens
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you sho…
It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist. - Paul Reubens
It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist.
I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got. - Paul Reubens
I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.
The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the thin… - Paul Reubens
The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the thin…
I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me. - Paul Reubens
I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me.
I know you are, but what am I? - Paul Reubens
I know you are, but what am I?
I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people l… - Paul Reubens
I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people l…
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! - Paul Reubens
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
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