Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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One of the problems, and it's one which is obviously going to get worse, is that all the people at the party are either the children or the grandchildren or the great-grandchildren of the people who wouldn't leave in the first place, and because of all the business about selective breeding and regressive genes and so on, it means that all the people now at the party are either absolutely fanatical partygoers, or gibbering idiots, or, more and more frequently, both.
Interpretation
The quote humorously critiques how certain traits can persist through generations at social gatherings.
Douglas Adams uses wit to highlight the absurdity of social dynamics, suggesting that those who are inclined to attend parties often possess exaggerated characteristics due to hereditary influences. Through his comedy, he implies that this could lead to an environment filled with either overly enthusiastic participants or those who are utterly clueless, illustrating the quirks of human nature and social interaction.
In practice
This quote could be used in a humorous speech about family gatherings.
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. [...] Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw hat.
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free.
When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little codfish, cheerfully resolves to love them all, the British aristocracy is apt to look with a somewhat jaundiced eye on its younger sons.
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