Where there's smoke, there's bound to be mirrors.

- Garry Trudeau

I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.

- Garry Trudeau

At some point free expression absolutism becomes childish and unserious.

- Garry Trudeau

I try to take people one at a time, with all the contradictions and compromises that most of us live with.

- Garry Trudeau

Freedom should always be discussed within the context of responsibility.

- Garry Trudeau

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.

- Garry Trudeau

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

- Garry Trudeau

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been…

- Garry Trudeau

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

- Garry Trudeau