It's one thing to ask your bank manager for an overdraft to buy 500 begonias for the borders in Haslemere, but quite another to seek financial succour to avail oneself of the 5-2 they're offering on lie de Bourbon for the St Leger.
I enjoy doing nothing. - Jeffrey Bernard
I enjoy doing nothing.
- Jeffrey Bernard
The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop. - Jeffrey Bernard
The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.
When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink a… - Jeffrey Bernard
When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink a…
I have stood in a bar in Lambourn and been offered, in the space of five minutes, a poached salmon, a leg of a horse, a free trip to Chantilly, marri… - Jeffrey Bernard
I have stood in a bar in Lambourn and been offered, in the space of five minutes, a poached salmon, a leg of a horse, a free trip to Chantilly, marri…
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, co… - Jeffrey Bernard
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, co…
Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring. - Jeffrey Bernard
Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.
My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday an… - Jeffrey Bernard
My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday an…
What a pity people don't take as much trouble with their own breeding as intelligent racehorse owners do. But then I suppose it is bordering on fasci… - Jeffrey Bernard
What a pity people don't take as much trouble with their own breeding as intelligent racehorse owners do. But then I suppose it is bordering on fasci…
Journalism is the only thinkable alternative to working. - Jeffrey Bernard
Journalism is the only thinkable alternative to working.
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