The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're th… - Dave Barry
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're th…
- Dave Barry
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. - Dave Barry
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. - Dave Barry
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as som… - Dave Barry
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as som…
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - Dave Barry
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. - Dave Barry
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering … - Dave Barry
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering …
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. - Dave Barry
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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