One time I said to Jordan [Peele], in a text, "I will pick you up at 2:30. So if you're just standing out in front of the building, we'll go from there to the next meeting. Cool?" And my man just writes, "Wordness to the turdness."
Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to … - Keegan-Michael Key
Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to …
- Keegan-Michael Key
I'm racist against non-black people. - Keegan-Michael Key
I'm racist against non-black people.
To make an absolutely gross generalization, I think a lot of people feel like if you're mixed, more often than not you're quote unquote white. So if … - Keegan-Michael Key
To make an absolutely gross generalization, I think a lot of people feel like if you're mixed, more often than not you're quote unquote white. So if …
You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it. - Keegan-Michael Key
You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.
Ricky Gervais changed our lives. And Mitch Hedberg, who we're like, "Oh, that's funny to me on a level I don't think I understand. But I'm clearly pl… - Keegan-Michael Key
Ricky Gervais changed our lives. And Mitch Hedberg, who we're like, "Oh, that's funny to me on a level I don't think I understand. But I'm clearly pl…
I grew up watching British television because I lived so close to Canada. - Keegan-Michael Key
I grew up watching British television because I lived so close to Canada.
There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building… - Keegan-Michael Key
There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building…
There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness. - Keegan-Michael Key
There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.
Do what you love in your community. - Keegan-Michael Key
Do what you love in your community.
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