I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for the interview I went to meet her at this release party, and I end up getting in this fist fight with a guy. I'm not much of a fighter but I get in this fight and the press was all there and they saw me, and all of a sudden the next day in the paper was 'Simon Rex and his posse get in scuffle, and Simon crashes a bottle over a guy's head after smoking crack in the bathroom.' I saved the article forever.
Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang - Simon Rex
Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang
- Simon Rex
My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen - Simon Rex
My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen
I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. - Simon Rex
I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.
LA people are more laid back about certain things. - Simon Rex
LA people are more laid back about certain things.
I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for … - Simon Rex
I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for …
I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid st… - Simon Rex
I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid st…
I never got really into Twitter until more recently when I started doing the Dirt Nasty thing, and created that other character. I think it's almost … - Simon Rex
I never got really into Twitter until more recently when I started doing the Dirt Nasty thing, and created that other character. I think it's almost …
I think it's such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. Yo… - Simon Rex
I think it's such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. Yo…
Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.' - Simon Rex
Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.'
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